My dad challenged me to make a blog post about my breakfast. 

So, a cheese bagel with cream cheese was all fine and dandy, but something possessed me to put leftover cranberry sauce from thanksgiving on the bagel too, because I somehow thought it'd be good. 

It was not. And it was messy. 

Not only did it taste bad, but it did not stay on the bagel. 

Learn from my mistakes, dear reader. 

No cranberry sauce on bagels, and especially not with cream cheese.